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The clean, crew-neck silhouette carries a playful, bold message—'If I can't BRING MY DOG I'm NOT GOING'—that reads like a quick, honest conversation with friends. Wear it on morning walks, at the dog park, or when arranging weekend plans; the soft ring-spun cotton and smooth print make it comfortable for long days and easy to layer under a jacket. Subtle construction details—tubular knit without side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label—keep the fit neat and comfortable after many washes. It’s the kind of shirt that starts smiles and sparks the one thing every dog-lover wants to hear: ‘Bring the dog.’\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; DTF\/DTG print methods for vibrant, lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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